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    April 29

    手机恐惧症之一、之二、之三、之若干

    关于手机恐惧症之一:
    fattie姐姐有云:“一听到任何电话铃声,都会习惯性地心惊肉跳。又增加了短信恐惧症。开始是听到短信提示就条件反射地抓过手机,忍不住要回复。一次一激动,给8888回了一个~~~”

    青色坚果同学之二:
    1 不管是上厕所,睡觉,郊游,逛街,聊天,喝茶,做饭…………一概以10分钟左右一次的频率查看手机是否就在自己身边;

    2 每次手机快没电的时候,都祈祷手机能坚持到找到充电器的哪一刻,手机一旦没电自动关机,就惶恐如世界末日,生怕第二天接到罚款的通知;

    3 总怕手机的短信听不到,变态的把手机短信的提示音也改成具夸张的音乐,正常人好像一般都是“嘀嘀”的2声;

    4 总怕手机声音不够大,造成自己听不见,走大街上的时候,总把耳朵凑到手袋旁边,听听是不是有手机响;

    5 幻听症:老觉得自己手机在响,不时的就得拿起来看看;

    6 周末症:周末最怕听见手机响,没看见具体号码前,总祈祷千万不是领导在召唤,千万不是单位有事需要上线。

    固山贝子之三:
    1、不论去哪儿,随身携带两块电池

    2、拿起手机发现有两个新短信就怀疑前一个是领导发的

    3、与领导通话后习惯性发呆

    4、打电话联系事情之前习惯性犯懒、犹豫

    5、看到未接电话就紧张

    6、接领导说话时语速过快,前言不搭后语,匆匆结束之后发现没有充分表达自己想法

    7、在家时带电话进厕所。
     
    我的情况非常简单:
    无论何时何地每隔15分钟左右,我就听到我的手机铃响。睡着了例外。
    有的时候是,有的时候不是。
    不是的时候,一般要强迫周围每个人确认各自的手机都没有响。
     

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    weiweiwrote:
    我更靠谱,过节期间连短信都决定不给你发了哈哈
    May 6
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    piggie wrote:
    节日快乐啊!坚决不给你打电话!哈哈哈哈哈
    Apr. 30

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